The First One

For all my future subscribers

Dear Subscribers,

Alright! First subscriber alert. I expect big things soon. I have a friend, who has two friends, who each have/has two friends, and so on. In about 30 days, I expect, if you all do the right thing and get two friends to subscribe, I will have about 40 bazillion subscribers.

I write this welcome letter to all of the future subscribers that I expect to hear from soon. I expect thousands of you. For all of you reading this now, get in early and get a free, um. . .personal hello from me, Charles “Chuck” Roast, which will someday be worth nothing.

To my first subscriber, Kristi Keller, thank you SO much. Please subscribe to Kristi’s Newsletter at Written by Kristi. She’s an awesome writer and just got a new puppy that will soon be the size of a horse!

Here is a sample of some of the writing I have done on Medium. It’s called “Pick Up Some Penis? Whaat?” Hope you enjoy!

“Til the next time!

Peace and Love,

Chuck